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WARNING: This page contains blunt viewpoints and slightly offensive humor. Some content on this page will very likely piss you off. Feeble-minded people, Immigrants, Democrats, Microsoft supporters, Al Gore followers, Pepsi and/or Dr. Pepper drinkers, and those with a short and/or explosive temper are advised to turn away. Thank you for your time. Fagcake.


WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!

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The Basics

I am a turtle. With a golden shell. With an emblem and clan tag on it.

I have been a Bureaucrat here at the wiki since September 15, 2013. [citation needed]

I am 16 years old.

I am also an Australian.

Se hablar alguno español.

My stance on modern-day pop-culture

Most contemporary culture in the US is screwed up beyond repair.

My stance on gaming

Playstation 4 will be the objective best console. There's no doubt about it, stupid. Xbox One fanboys/fangirls can go away.

BF4 is a great, enjoyable game, but is very broken and desperately needs to be fixed. It also needs a menu-based squad system.

My socio-political views

I also am conservative-leaning young man. So yes, I support overseas military involvement, allying with Israel for better or for worse, tax breaks for businesses, and cracking down on immigration, and I oppose homosexual marriage, gun control, environmentalism, feminism, polygamy, welfare, legalizing weed, and abortion. Yes, I watch FOX News, and I don't bother looking at MSNBC, CNN, or any other liberal-aligned media. Come at me; they call us the 'right wing' for a reason. And don't bother calling me intolerant or a homophobe, they're both pointless insults and are both pretty much always used in a context that is contradictory to their actual meaning. I also abhor socialism and communism. Hate them with a passion.

So what does this all mean, exactly? It means I support the New Conglomerate passionately.

Religious Beliefs

I'm a Christian. I believe that the Bible is the infallible word of God.

Now, to straighten matters out, I'm not a religious 'nut'. I can socialize, make friends, joke around, and have fun (not the naughty kind, gotta stay pure) like anyone else. Those of you who think I'm missing out on a good time: I'm not. Banging ugly hookers (likely with STDs), experiencing hangovers (throwing up in bed), dropping out of school to smoke illegal substances, and having no recollection of the party I drank at the night before doesn't sound like my kind of 'fun'.

I'm not 'stupid and gullible' as most 'expert scientists' and other atheists would portray people like me as. There is plenty of scientific evidence that supports Biblical claims (btw evolution =/= science). I'd love to have a discussion with you on that. I might not be able to answer all your questions (because I don't study in that area), but I may possibly direct you to those who can.

Other extremely important information

I drink Coca-Cola. Pepsi supports gays, Dr. Pepper is nasty, Coca-Cola is better /discussion

Emelie Nereng looks, sounds, and is beautiful. If only I could actually understand Norwegian...

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To do list

  • buy Battlefield 4



  • bash Xbox One some more
  • Prime Studios
  • Drink coca-cola
  • Drink more coca-cola


  • Drink even more coca-cola
  • Sub-Zero campaign story
  • Shoot gun control advocates. Oh, the irony
  • Retaliation Engine features
  • Marry Lia Emilie


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