- "Wunderwaffle has no equal"
- —My Wunderwaffle iz missin
My Wunderwaffle iz missin
Who needs one?
Sometime in the summer
Las Vegas, Nevada
This is Wunderwaffle's quarters who you have arrived at. I'm a good writer, complimented by my good friend and co-author My Winter's Howl iz missin (Who is too lazy to make a profile, despite me telling him it's free)
Here my activity can vary due to me now inside the employed world, sometimes I will launch a bunch of edits in a few hours or sometimes disappear for days. I have a busy schedule and try to be online at least once every three days. Don't panic if I am gone for a while, this happens often.
I am the author of the LANCER Project and its sequel NATO's Downfall and it's prequel Abducted. If you have a plot idea, leave a message on the talk page. However, I might not put exactly what you suggest. My current projects on the wiki are the SILO series, which a high tech maritime mercenary bunch take on megalomaniac schemes that usually spell disaster.
My Halo library is on fanfiction.net, the database of my writings is below. I write there under the name Rapturous Arc.
Please leave a review for them, I always welcome comments and feedback.
I have a fanatical interest in aviation both civil and military, my dream career is to become an airline pilot for a major international airline, hopefully one in the list below. My favorite airlines:
- US Airways
- Virgin America
- Southwest Airlines
- Air Canada
- British Airways
- Swiss International
- Air New Zealand
- Singapore Airlines
- Cathay Pacific
- Qatar Airways
- Etihad Airways
- The LANCER Project (Complete)
- The LANCER Project: NATO's Downfall (The sequel) (Complete)
- The LANCER Project: Abducted (The prequel) (Complete)
The SILO Files Series
- Shade (In progress)
- Eternal Winter (With EternalBlaze)
- Warzone (With Weejoh)
- Warzone: Iron Wolf (With Weejoh)
- Warzone: Iron Wolf II (With Weejoh)
- Season One
- Season Two
- Dark Vein (Complete)
- Destroyer of the Conquered (Writing, Proposed Title)
- Untitled Sixth Installment (Proposed)
Fireteam Eon Series
A Day in the Life of an ONI Agent Series (Proposed)
- Untitled First Installment (Proposed)
Just some random crap
- 92% of all teenagers in America would die if Hollister told them that it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8% that would be laughing your ass off at the others then add your name to this list: My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin, MIA Epic, Bumblebeeprime09, Anonymous ONI agent.
- Add your name to this list if you have successfully conquered running up a downward escalator; My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin
- Add your name if you've stepped on a Lego piece and lived: My Wunderwaffle iz missin
- If you've looked at an Uncyclopedia page, add your name and the favorite article to this list; My Wunderwaffle iz missin (Stone the Israeli Tank)
- Friends will leave if the entire crowd does. Best friends will go after their asses when they leave.
- Friends will help you up if you trip. Best friends will help you up and then purposely trip you again.
- Friends will hurry to get water if you're on fire. Best friends will hurry to get some marshmallows.
- If you tried to lick your elbow, add your name to this list: My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin, MIA Epic, Bumblebeeprime09,brettn1(aka brett)
- An idiot camper, a smart camper and Santa Claus had fallen out of a building. Who gets to the ground first?
The idiot camper...the other two don't exist.
- The difference between a restaurant and a MW3 multiplayer match?
At least the restaurant has good servers and hosts.
- My girlfriend ditched me for playing too much MW3, don't worry though, with the Claymore by the door she won't get far.