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"Wunderwaffle has no equal"
—My Wunderwaffle iz missin

My Wunderwaffle iz missin

Waffle

Nickname

Wildcard

Affiliation

Who needs one?

Weapon

KSG, Knives

Status

Alive

Rank

Colonel

Birthdate

Sometime in the summer

Birthplace

Las Vegas, Nevada

Specialty

Grenadier



This is Wunderwaffle's quarters who you have arrived at. I'm a good writer, complimented by my good friend and co-author My Winter's Howl iz missin (Who is too lazy to make a profile, despite me telling him it's free)

Here my activity can vary due to me now inside the employed world, sometimes I will launch a bunch of edits in a few hours or sometimes disappear for days. I have a busy schedule and try to be online at least once every three days. Don't panic if I am gone for a while, this happens often.

I am the author of the LANCER Project and its sequel NATO's Downfall and it's prequel Abducted. If you have a plot idea, leave a message on the talk page. However, I might not put exactly what you suggest. My current projects on the wiki are the SILO series, which a high tech maritime mercenary bunch take on megalomaniac schemes that usually spell disaster.

My Halo library is on fanfiction.net, the database of my writings is below. I write there under the name Rapturous Arc.

Please leave a review for them, I always welcome comments and feedback.


I have a fanatical interest in aviation both civil and military, my dream career is to become an airline pilot for a major international airline, hopefully one in the list below. My favorite airlines:

  • United
  • American
  • Delta
  • US Airways
  • Virgin America
  • Hawaiian
  • Southwest Airlines
  • Air Canada
  • British Airways
  • Swiss International
  • Lufthansa
  • Air New Zealand
  • Qantas
  • Malaysia
  • Singapore Airlines
  • Cathay Pacific
  • Qatar Airways
  • Etihad Airways
  • Emirates


Wunderwaffle's flagship: MWIM Pimpmobile

Wunderwaffle's awesomeness in its raw form

Library

LANCER Series

The SILO Files Series

Shade Series

Collaborations

Halo

Blades Series

Fireteam Eon Series

A Day in the Life of an ONI Agent Series (Proposed)

  • Untitled First Installment (Proposed)


Just some random crap

  • 92% of all teenagers in America would die if Hollister told them that it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8% that would be laughing your ass off at the others then add your name to this list: My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin, MIA Epic, Bumblebeeprime09, Anonymous ONI agent.
  • Add your name to this list if you have successfully conquered running up a downward escalator; My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin
  • Add your name if you've stepped on a Lego piece and lived: My Wunderwaffle iz missin
  • If you've looked at an Uncyclopedia page, add your name and the favorite article to this list; My Wunderwaffle iz missin (Stone the Israeli Tank)
  • Friends will leave if the entire crowd does. Best friends will go after their asses when they leave.
  • Friends will help you up if you trip. Best friends will help you up and then purposely trip you again.
  • Friends will hurry to get water if you're on fire. Best friends will hurry to get some marshmallows.
  • If you tried to lick your elbow, add your name to this list: My Wunderwaffle iz missin, My Winter's Howl iz missin, MIA Epic, Bumblebeeprime09,brettn1(aka brett)
  • An idiot camper, a smart camper and Santa Claus had fallen out of a building. Who gets to the ground first?

The idiot camper...the other two don't exist.

  • The difference between a restaurant and a MW3 multiplayer match?

At least the restaurant has good servers and hosts.

  • My girlfriend ditched me for playing too much MW3, don't worry though, with the Claymore by the door she won't get far.
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