User:TheKnightOfOyashiro

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH EXTENZEtm, THE ONLY MALE-ENHANCEMENT PILL YOU'LL EVER NEED, GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.*

*minus shipping, handling, packaging, transportationÞ, and a months worth of gasoline.

ÞTransportation fee includes driver grief× and cost of meals eaten during the process of shipping.

×Grief includes but is not limited to: gas price variation, starvation, death, massive bodily harm, hemmoraging, inability to get laid due to the uniform, highway pirates boarding the transport vehicles and making off with all the booty stashed aboard, and anything not listed here$.

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