Black Ops Campaign in a Nutshell

Written by Violetofen4.

"Hello yaaaaaaalll I'm Alex Mason :D"

The man was tied to a leather-strapped electric chair. His face was clearly masked with delusions of insanity, and he laughed chortingly without regret.

Up from a rafter, holding a walky talky was his old comrade Hudson, who was clinging to the narrow fixture. Hudson put on his best Darth Vader impression and boomed into the small device, "MASON I AM YOUR MOTHER'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S COUSIN'S GRANDFATHER'S ROOMATE'S NEPHEW WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF AWESOME!"

Mason laughed again, "RAINBOWZZZ~!"

Hudson grew irritated and hit the electricute button. Mason jerked and sputtered.

"Tell us what the numbers mean!" Hudson groaned.

Mason suddenly had the deepest, darkest part of him open.

"The numbers," Hudson insisted, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!!"

Suddenly Mason's spider senses tingled from the cuts on the back of his head.

"Oh shit, I can remember! TRANSLATION MODE ACTIVATE!"

Suddenly Mason turned into Obi Wan Kenobi and swam to an underwater base with the help of Jar Jar Binks, where he found Count Dragonov and choked him to death.

"YOU KILLED MY MASSSSTEEER!" Mason screamed, slamming him in the water.

Somehow after Dragonov was dead, Mason was shot in the head by Woods and his son was hypnotized, YAY

...the end.