User blog:USMC Lance/ATTN: I almost got laid (srs)

DISCLAIMER: This post will be fucking long.

I know this sounds a bit too quick to state but I've been excited all night like a five year old who got his first chocolate bar.

So basically, I was at my friend's house to skateboard but he was lazy & shit and said no. I decided to hangout with his two female cousins. One of them, Kathy, was hot. Nice tits, plump butt, and she had some make-up (YES BBP, she's black. DEAL WITH IT)

Anyways we always got along really well and strangely, we watched porn together when we were younger (no lie.)

Today I was cracking jokes & I noticed how she laughed at them a lot & was looking at me like crazy and then I would notice her, & she turned away as if nothing happened.

So we started watching a film & she was laying on her bed with her legs kinda up in the air & spread open. I got a stiffy.

She's on her phone listening to music and then I ask if I can sit at the edge of her bed and she says sure. Kinda bored and then she says I can lay down next to her. (Post is too long)