Talk:The Battle of Sydney/@comment-24476373-20140106041016/@comment-24.150.215.80-20140107232002

Yeah, the Australian Navy can eat a row of dicks in a Chinese All-Yu-Can-Queer Buffett.


 * >Be average athletic American male (360 lbs. 5'9)
 * >Go quality shopping to Wal-Mart before the Holidays
 * >Wife got trampled and killed on Target last year so i do the shopping this year
 * >When suddenly i see this tiny stickman WALKING on the mall
 * >I honk my horn on him on my mobility scooter (It plays the American anthem with a mighty eagle cry at the end)
 * >He POLITELY moves over
 * >I ask him "How many burgers can you eat in one sitting?"
 * >He says why does that matter
 * >Later I see him outside BIKING with a TINY GROCERY BAG
 * >I tell security guards he's a terrorist, they apprehend him
 * >They ask him to recite the McDonald's menu
 * >he cant
 * >Gets tazed to death in front of my very eyes
 * >Get awarded three purple hearts and a free meal at Burger King from the President himself
 * >Spend free meal on fine dining with family
 * >Get heart disease
 * >God Bless The Red, White & Blue