Call of Duty: Casual Warfare

Call of Duty: Casual Warfare is a 2420 videogame developed by Treyarch (on Cocaine) and published by....a bad game company I guess.

EUSK Rating: AO

Alchohal and meth

Intense screaming

Partial Russians

Very Kid Friendly Violence

Boring Campaign
"Destroy all 1.2 kazzilion Communists Sgt. Generic Rambo Wannabe" - My 3rd Grade teacher

Act 1
Elmo's country - Go kill Elmo because He is a Dictator helping the NPRK.... He is also selling toys MADE IN CHINA.

DIY Satisfying mission #1 - go do random shit.

12 year old's wet dream - Go kill MeinKraft maker Adolf Notchler and go shoot shit.

The most casual bullshit I have ever seen. - Working with the Dank Memes go kill the Fascist leader only known as "Non dabbing Meme hating villain" he is the leader of the Bad Guy Klan.

DONT WORRY KIDDOES I'M GONNA FINISH THIS!!!!!!1111!!

Kid friendly Multiplayer :D
It's the same exact shit we have raised from Hell before........................,..................................................................yes yes but there is going to be new F I S H A I pretty kewl huh? There is also going to be Exo Jumps, new weapons, peer to peer and matchmaking to piss people off, and angry Feminists to make it more "fun".

Michael Condrey (on Meth) has confirmed that the game has been in 999 years in development and hopefully it won't be worth the wait. He also confirmed that MP will be more appealing to kids by adding a Ocean Man camo, the Intervention, and the Mtn. Dew launcher.

The first map was Sex which is what it sounds like.

The second map is Rust 2.0 which is Sniper Rifle City.

The 360th map is Hell.

The 420th map is France which the player can play as the French. The French are quite powerful only in reverse.

The 5th map is a generic CoD map.

The 666th map is a unfunny unoriginal joke map

Camos
MLG camo

Fish camo

Minecraft camo

Fuck school camo

Mettalica camo

Chinese experience (wow I'm going to Hell)

My dick camo

FUCK camo

Supply drop camo

Perks
Hack #1 - Can make you go on VACation

The most useless perk you have ever imagined - makes you very helpful for you're team

Grammar Nazi - makes anyone who is anoying get banned for 3 centuries

Gaben - makes you filthy rich

Origin - makes you into a Cashcow

IGN - makes you a big target

Jackie Chan Powa! - makes you the most hated person on the server

LMAObox - makes you the most feared person on the face of the Earth

Music boxes
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Reviews
"da best cod fuk da haturs :(" - 12 year old CoD fanboy

''"11/10 It's ok." ''- IGN

"0.0/5.0 It's bae"  GameSpot Greg Kasavin

"shit" - Metacritic

(You can also put you're review in the comments)

Trivia
I was laughing my ass off while doing this.

This is the best CoD evar made. The worst CoD is Hax Galore.

So I hope all of you enj...

Hey!

What are you doing!?

Stop it Trivia!

NOW!

AHH FUCK THIS!

Never mind that guy just give me you're money