World War III (R.I.P Yuri)

NOTE: The circumstances leading to this war are somewhat hilarious and stupid all at the same time; prepare to be entertained\amazed\LOLed.

World War III was a global conflict between the United States and their allies and the Anarchist Coalition. Apparently this war got its start when 5-year old child turned genius Tommy Cheng accidentally got ahold of a laptop and, consequently, opened fire on random cities across the globe (which, unbeknownst to him, were Anarchist bases in disguise) and destroyed them with remote controlled lasers.

Build-up
The Anarchists apparently had control over almost the entire eastern world, with the exception of the Amalgamated Islamic Caliphate, the United Federation of Eleanor Stein, the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China, Israel, and Central\South America, and the United States had been at war with the Anarchists for years since the coalition's existence. Luke Knudsvig, leader of the Anarchist Coalition, planned to launch a massive invasion of the other countries in order to subjugate them to Anarchist rule. However, this backfired when, while trying to hijack control of ASGARD Space Station, Luke accidentally left his laptop in a Quzinos in San Diego, California. Coincidentally, five-year old Tommy Cheng (child turned genius) took a pill that gave him the ability to think smarter and talk like an adult (due to an unusually high IQ), and later he got ahold of the laptop at Quzinos.

Unbeknownst to him, the laptop controlled a nasty computer virus that, if used, gave him full control of ASGARD station. Consequently, when Luke Knudsvig and his Anarchists hijacked ASGARD Station, they were unable to operate the virus that gave them control of the lasers aboard ASGARD Station. On Earth, Tommy Cheng opened fire on various Anarchist and Islamic Caliphate countries across the globe (thinking that he was playing a video game system that someone left behind by accident), killing an estimated 27 million Anarchist soldiers and civilians in over fifty-seven Anarchist and Islamic Caliphate countries. However, this gave the United States military personnel stationed overseas an advantage when it came to seizing control of those Anarchist countries and freeing the oppressed people from Anarchist\Islamic Caliphate oppression.

On the con side, however, this was one of the triggers of World War III.

2027

 * April: Anarchists seize control of over half of the eastern world.
 * May : Thomas "Tommy" Cheng takes a pill that makes him think smart and gets ahold of a laptop left behind by Knudsvig.
 * Tommy destroys various Anarchist and Islamic countries with real-life kinetic tungsten rods and lasers (even though he thinks he's playing a video game), severely weakening Luke's empire, as well of that of Habib Al-Washir's.
 * Olivia Coonz works with Lexy Mae Kuper and an army of inmates to escape from a prison in the Hindu Kush in Afghanistan, and later captured by evil scientists working for Luke and experimented on, being turned into a supersoldier with telekinetic powers (even though they fail to brainwash her), only to be infected with the Armageddon Virus.
 * In China, former Chinese People's Liberation Army lieutenant general turned Anarchist dictator Chang Jing plans a coup against peacemaking Socialist President Huang Jingxi, but fails due to Cordis Die protecting the Chinese President (even though Cordis Die is implicated in the plot to kill the President as a result).
 * Believing the strike to be a deliberate assault on the caliphate, Al-Washir declares war on the United States.
 * A coup is launched by die-hard anti-Islamic extremist Tariq Hassan; Habib Al-Washir is assassinated by an American-led team of insurgents.
 * Tommy Cheng becomes the youngest celebrity in history (with over a quarter of the non-Anarchist and non-Islamic world population as his followers, including the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China under Huang Jingxi, Canada, the United Federation of Eleanor Stein, and Cordis Die and their allies).  Eventually, he becomes the world's youngest dictator in human history, forming his own dictatorship and taking power at the age of five (due to his unusually high IQ).
 * Tommy's babysitter Teresita Reyes Gama Vasquez Killmade is appointed as Tommy's secondary commander.
 * June: Tommy moves Cordis Die, China, Russia, and the Federation to invade the Anarchist Empire; World War III officially begins.

2028
TBA