User blog comment:My Wunderwaffle iz missin/LANCER Christmas Special Fanfic/@comment-1861566-20101221014325

"But Santa," said Wildcard ", if we don't get out now, the russians are going to fly a predator drone right into the elves workshop."

"Who the fuck cares?" said Santa, laughing. Wildcard was disturbed by Santa's murderous side; but a mission was a mission.