The incredible story of volktron and globber

At the beginning of the story Voktron and Globber are at their separate houses eating breakfast with their families on father's day. This story takes place in the land of Kony during the renowned Third Age of this world. All of a sudden the evil shadow giant Smegmárr comes to town hell bent on destruction. Smegmárr destroys the town and the houses of Volktron and Globber, who barely just escape in the nick of time, but their families all die tragically in that fiery inferno of death. Smegmárr then leaves and goes back to his underground fastness in the Shadowland of Skulldoong. Volktron and Globber cry out in lament over their tragic losses on father's day, and then they swear a blood oath to journey to the mysterious Snergman and enlist his help to defeat Smegmárr once and for all.

First they go to the impassable Mountain of Gorbinson and they make it to the other side. Then they make it to the Scabland of Crimp. Then they make it to Crampkin Hollow where they have a huge battle against the forces of Smegmárr, who surprises them with a sneak attack. Before this happened Volktron and Globber amassed a good big army of their own and trained them in the art of war, but it was still easily defeated by the powerful shadow lord Smegmárr. Smegmárr then rudely taunts Volktron and Globber with his bare buttocks and they barely escape with their lives.

Then they make it to the castle of Llawnbarth in the vale of Plumpkin, where they regroup and have some much need R&R. Then through the hands of fate a map that will lead them to the mysterious Snergman comes to them out of nowhere, which is amazing. They set out again on their quest, but first they have to cross the impassable Crossing of Craggenstein. They make it across and then they are at the place where the Snergman is, but he is not there. It turns out that Smegmárr got there first and abducted the Snergman, and now he is using the Snergman's powers to fulfill his unholy plan of world domination.

Volktron and Globber get pissed off at this and they amass a whole new big army, and then they set off for the Shadowland of Skulldoong. They make it to the Shadowland of Skulldoong, and then Smegmárr rides out of his fastness with a huge army of fell beasts and all of the bad guys in the world combined. Then there's a huge pitched battle and Globber gets mortally wounder during it. Volktron then finds Smegmárr and they have a famous sword fight and Volktron slays Smegmárr during it. Then Volktron goes to Globber to hear his poignant last words. He dies after a good speech and then Volktron cries out and laments the tragedy of this story.