Every CoD MP game described on one page.

Well, here we go! (This is just my experience from playing MW2 2 weeks ago.)

Part 1: Lobby

 * kid enters the game*


 * person puts on music*


 * match loads*


 * I pick my SMG class*

Kid: I'm gonna win because I'm a master quickscoper!

Kid: Prepare to get fuckin' owned!


 * I kill the kid*

Kid: Noooo! That was my kill!


 * killin' people left and right ( I'm playing on console rather than PC although I play on PC more.)*


 * eventually finds kid*


 * kills the kid again*

Kid: Little fuckin' pussy ass bitch!

Me: Hey kid calm the fuck down, ok?

Kid: Shut the fuck up nigga

Me: Wanna 1 v 1?

Kid: I'll kick your fuckin' ass!


 * I host the match*


 * He joins*

Kid: Quickscoping and Noscoping match k?

Me: Seems fair enough.


 * He requests we do Rust*


 * I change it to Rust*


 * Match loads up and I pick the Intervention*

Kid: *yawns* Time to kick your fuckin' pussy ass!


 * I deliver the first kill.*

Kid: SHIT!


 * I kill him 4 more times*

Kid: ...... OH MY GOOOOOOD!


 * I kill him 4 more times*

Kid: Your probably a hacker... That or you got the game for your birthday.


 * He finally manages to kill me*

Kid: MMMMMMM! WATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA TO FUCKIN' DO? HUH?


 * I kill him 3 more times*

Kid: STOP KILLING ME! YOU FAGGOOOOOOOOOT! MY DAD WORKS FOR MICROSOFT AND HE CAN BAN YOU!


 * I'm 1 kill away from the end*

Kid: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ASS NIGGA FAGGOT BITCH! I FUCKED YOUR MOM!


 * I get the final kill*

Kid: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ASS FAGGOT!


 * He leaves the game*

Best day of my fucking life.

Part 2: Epilogue
Sorry I was gone for a pretty long time. Had stuff to do like work, playing Red Orchestra 2 with friends, and just random stuff I do once or twice a week. This will probably be the only thing I'll do this week. I hope you guys had a good Halloween!