User blog comment:TheAmazingBBP/Kid SEAL Christmas short/@comment-24476373-20101223021206

THE FOLLOWING IS IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY UNIVERSE WHERE SANTA DOESN'T EXIST (If you're older and more exposed like me, you would know what I mean.):

ZACH: WHAT? What do ypu mean, Santa's not real?!!!

DYLON: Sorry, he just doesn't exist.

ALEX: Dylon's right, he isn't real.

ZACH: But, who will bring us presents on Christmas?

DAN: Uh, your mom and dad?

DYLON: Don't say those two words.

DAN: What, Mom and Dad?

DYLON: (On the verge of tears) STOP IT!

DAN: Okay, I will stop saying Mom and Dad.

DYLON: YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

Dylon starts to cry

DAN: I'm sorry for bringing that up. I shouldn't have.

DYLON: Alright, I guess I forgive you. (Wipes away tears)

Zach is also crying.

DAMIAN: Why are YOU crying?

ZACH: 'CAUSE SANTA'S NOT REAL!!!